After last week, I came to the conclusion that I do not need to spend any more money at CVS. No matter how good the deal is. I have enough. I will simply roll my ECBs (use them on products that will give me the same or more ECBs) so that they do not expire.

I want to tell you exactly how I was going to make $3 at CVS this past Monday. And come home with razors, shampoo, conditioner, batteries, more batteries, and some sort of stomach remedy (x4). But, 1) I doubt you would be as interested in reading it as I am interested in publicly lamenting the loss of such a prolific shopping experience and 2) I can’t seem to escape the clutches of my teething baby boy long enough to type all that up.

So, what happened, you ask? The razors were gone. And there were only three stomach remedy items on the shelf. I had to rework the coupons and deals in my head with the use of my cell phone calculator. And I didn’t do very well. What I thought would be making me $4 in overage ended up costing me $4. So I didn’t have a Free Week. And I didn’t have a Money Making Week. And when you take a full half hour of a cashier’s time (the ECBs weren’t printing, I kept choosing the wrong batteries, the deals were entered in the computer wrong, just about everthing went wrong), you can’t rightfully ask her to void the transaction so you can rework your coupons to try to get a better deal.

So here was my not-so-free trip to CVS:
Two Garnier Fructis Shampoo or Conditioners 25.4oz @ 7.29 ea = 14.58

Three Gas-X softgels 10ct @ 2.89 ea = 8.67
4pk AA Energizer batteries @ 4.99

4pk AAA Energizer batteries @ 5.69

Crest ProHealth Night rinse @ 6.29

Total: 41.22

Coupons: $1.50 for the rinse, $1 Energizer (x2) found here, $1 Garnier (x2), $4/20, $4/20, $2/10 = $15.50

New Total: 25.72

ECBs earned: $8 from Garnier ($4 ea), $9 from Gas-X ($3 ea), $5 from Energizer = $22

New Total: $3.72 (plus tax)

I was sad.

Especially when, driving home, I realized as a bowling ball instantaneously appeared in the pit of my stomach that I could have used a $5/30. I could have made money.

CVS stores are restocked on Wednesdays. So, armed with a $2/10 AND a $2/10 men’s skin care coupon, I searched out a CVS that had two of the razors on sale and I earned back $2 of my misspent $4. Here’s how:

Two pkgs Bic Comfort3 Advance razors 4pk @ 4.77 ea = 9.54 (plus tax = >$10, however, the cashier at this store insisted my pretax total was over $10, so I bought a candy bar to pacify her)

Coupons: $2/10 and $2/10 men’s skin care

New total: $6

ECBs earned: $8

New total for the week’s CVS adventure: $1.72 (plus tax).  Total worth of products:  $50.76.

Sigh. I suppose I can live with that.

Here’s the loot:

Um, yes. About the candy bar wrapper. My self control needs some work.