You will laugh. You will cry. Because you are laughing SO HARD. Enjoy!
And on a more serious note, a ballad on the Jim/Pam romance:
Filed under: The Funnies on June 3rd, 2008 | 4 Comments »
Olivia: Watch Veggie Tales now?
Me: No, let’s watch it later, when Michael (the boy I watch) is grumpy.
Michael: [Starts screaming]
Olivia: Michael grumpy now!
Filed under: The Funnies, The Olivia on May 8th, 2008 | 2 Comments »
My head is spinning, my knees are weak, and my hands can’t stop shaking. I feel as though I just ran a mile. Or five. How many calories does one really good adrenaline burst burn anyway?
Where to start…
We were in Olivia’s room. Reading books. I thought I smelled smoke, but […]
Filed under: The Funnies on March 31st, 2008 | 17 Comments »
Bad squirrel. Bad.
In all fairness, though, Olivia did leave her babydoll outside.
For many hours.
With bread stuffed in her mouth.
Filed under: The Funnies, The Squirrel on March 21st, 2008 | 9 Comments »
And, because potty training is FUNNY, here are a few stories from the past few days.
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Over Josh’s spring break, we went to visit his family in Missouri. They have new carpet. Olivia is potty training. We were understandably worried and on edge.
We’re all in the […]
Filed under: Potty-Training, The Funnies, The Olivia on March 19th, 2008 | 7 Comments »
We have a squirrel. Olivia is quite fond of the squirrel. She insists we feed the squirrel. And that the squirrel has his own bowl. Hello, Squirrel!
We have a pumpkin. Josh is quite fond of the pumpkin. He picked it out himself. And he carved it himself. […]
Filed under: The Funnies, The Squirrel on October 16th, 2007 | 5 Comments »
Is it poor form for a wife to say this to her husband? Or just if she says it every time she should.
Something I find myself telling Josh over and over is this: “Make sure there is a clean diaper underneath the baby before you take off the messy one.”
Josh was changing Benjamin’s diaper […]
Filed under: The Benjamin, The Funnies on August 21st, 2007 | 1 Comment »
Just a little over a month ago, we had to replace a broken Veggie Tales.
Two weekends we went home for a friend’s wedding. We went well-stocked with Veggie Tales from the library. We left one in Grandma’s DVD player. But it’s okay. She mailed it to us. It’s just slightly […]
Filed under: The Funnies, The Olivia on August 14th, 2007 | 1 Comment »
Wanted: Patient, loving, kind, patient, mobile person. Must love babies. Must love walking. Must love holding babies while walking. Will pay extra for gentle bouncing when baby will not settle for mere walking motion. Conversational skills with a moderately crazy mommy considered a plus.
OR
You could fold the laundry, clean […]
Filed under: Motherhood, The Funnies on August 13th, 2007 | 2 Comments »
They make your house smell like burning.
For days.
Yesterday was Leftover Day. Fridays always are. Josh decides he wants tacos. We only have tostadas. He takes the meat out of the fridge; I hand him the tostadas. I turn around to pick out my dinner and he asks, “How long do […]
Filed under: The Funnies on August 4th, 2007 | 1 Comment »
