I'm a mother of three, five and under. I'm a wife to a perpetual student. (Seriously, just graduate already - I mean, "I support you, honey.") I'm a child to the only Father who can claim to be Perfect, and I study under Him daily in hopes of learning from the Best.
I believe in breastfeeding, natural childbirthing, cloth-diapering, co-sleeping, baby-wearing, and attachment parenting.
Compared to the bottle-feeding, Pampers-wearing, crib-sleeping, day-caring world around me, I thought maybe that qualified me as a Natural Mommy.
1). The Logic: There was only one left. You can’t split a cupcake five ways. Problem solved. 2). The Illogic: The kids didn’t finish their milk. I didn’t want to throw it out, and I wasn’t in the mood for milk. Problem solved. 3). The Stretch: The counters were too cluttered. Problem solved. 4). The [...]
Filed under: Just for Fun, The Funnies on August 2nd, 2010 | 4 Comments »
I haven’t been feeling the greatest since, well, since about the day before I got on the train to come back home from Missouri. Those durn HCG levels, I tell ya. I get sick if I don’t eat, and I get sick if I do. The only time I feel good is while I’m eating, [...]
Filed under: Just for Fun on November 3rd, 2008 | 19 Comments »
(Click for a bigger version.) Thanks, Ashley, for adding to my incontinence problems.
Filed under: Just for Fun, The Breastfeeding on October 7th, 2007 | 8 Comments »
How now? Wouldst thou likest to save over $120? Prithee, lend me thy ear and I will teach thee my ways! First, bridle thy fastest stallion and make heed for CVS. HALT. Didst thou remember thy coupons? Send back thy manservant at once. Right. Back to thy local CVS. Now, I must warn thee so [...]
Filed under: Just for Fun, The Frugal on October 1st, 2007 | 25 Comments »
You may have heard that one of the positive side effects of pregnancy is that gorgeous, thick, full head of hair. Well, it’s a positive if you are normally of the limp-haired variety, anyway. Then you simply adore that the pregnant scalp tends to jealously retain every fiber, leading to all-out lovely locks. Then, about [...]
Filed under: Just for Fun, Motherhood, Nothing on August 24th, 2007 | 9 Comments »
