Top Five Reasons Why I Ate The Last Cupcake

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1). The Logic: There was only one left. You can’t split a cupcake five ways. Problem solved. 2). The Illogic: The kids didn’t finish their milk. I didn’t want to throw it out, and I wasn’t in the mood for milk. Problem solved. 3). The Stretch: The counters were too cluttered. Problem solved. 4). The […]

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I Need To Show You Something *Update #4&5*

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I haven’t been feeling the greatest since, well, since about the day before I got on the train to come back home from Missouri.  Those durn HCG levels, I tell ya.  I get sick if I don’t eat, and I get sick if I do.  The only time I feel good is while I’m eating, […]

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If You Have Ever Nursed, You Will Pee Your Pants After Reading This

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(Click for a bigger version.) Thanks, Ashley, for adding to my incontinence problems.

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Get Thee to CVS (and Walgreens)

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How now? Wouldst thou likest to save over $120? Prithee, lend me thy ear and I will teach thee my ways! First, bridle thy fastest stallion and make heed for CVS. HALT. Didst thou remember thy coupons? Send back thy manservant at once. Right. Back to thy local CVS. Now, I must warn thee so […]

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The Shedding

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You may have heard that one of the positive side effects of pregnancy is that gorgeous, thick, full head of hair. Well, it’s a positive if you are normally of the limp-haired variety, anyway. Then you simply adore that the pregnant scalp tends to jealously retain every fiber, leading to all-out lovely locks. Then, about […]

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