(That’s Wives Of Perpetual Students).

And the Offspring Of Perpetual Students, as well.

The OOPS, if you will.

(Hey, it was either that or COPS.)

I’ve had this song in my head all day.

Could have something to do with the fact that it’s Midterms.

Sung to the tune of Last Kiss.

Where oh where can The Daddy be?
The School took him away from me.

He’s got to study and I’ve got to have grace
So he can get a job when we le-eave this place.

Who wants to come up with the verses for me?