Clean out your couch!

(Reminiscent of the “Bring out your dead!”, Monte Python-style.)

I actually DO clean out the couch cushions at least on a monthly basis. So keep that in mind when you behold the following:

That’s right, we’ve got

  • one foam bath toy (the road sign)
  • one letter B
  • one crayon
  • one pencil
  • one headband
  • one Lego man
  • one Mommy Peoples (Olivia’s name for her)
  • one play fork
  • two play spoons
  • one Chinese exercise ball
  • two coasters
  • two pretzels

And not a coin to be seen. So much for any earthly reward…

(Cuz I know this earns me a crown in heaven. Just know it.)

What’s in YOUR couch?